Back in the spring of 2002 I penned this satirical response to airline anti-terrorism measures. Seems that it is even more appropos today. Originally titled "No Clothes Aire."
In an unprecedented and bold move, N. Newton launched No Clothes Airways, International two months ago. Rarely, has an airline entered the fiercely competitive international air travel market at startup. NCAI began service with seven routes between U.S. cities and
